Chapter One
- It all begins on a Dairy Farm in Somerset.
- There is a Farmer and his 16 year old son.
- There is a Prize Bull and his herd of Cows.
- Though both the Farmer and the Cows cannot verbally communicate, they mutually respect each other and work towards a simple and happy existence.
- The son is made to work every spare minute to help out with the Dairy farm. Over time the son begins to resent the cows for taking away his childhood.
- The Cows have a very spiritual existence and, as the Hindu's believe, are sacred animals.
- They live at peace with one and other, but notice that times are changing as the son shows a lack of respect and appreciation for the natural order.
- Time Lapse (2 years have passed) - Son takes out further frustration on cows and the Farmer grows older and weaker.
- The bull grows older and weaker in parallel.
- An heir is born to take over as the Chieftain of the herd. Yet there is something different about him. Something special.
- Time Lapse (2 years have passed) The Farmer is on his death bed and the bull has retired to his Barn to die in peace.
- The Farmer makes his dying wish for the son to take over the farm and keep his cows safe and well. He dies and the ownership of the farm is passed on to his son.
- Meanwhile the Chieftain gives a pep talk to his son, passing down generations of knowledge and wisdom.
- An evil grin appears on the sons face. He plots revenge.
- With a twin barrelled shotgun he heads towards the feild.
- He begins to shoot the cows one by one.
- There is a struggle as the Chieftain tries to save his herd.. he is killed protecting them.
- The Chieftain's son is faced with a choice to run or to save his herd.
- He see's red and goes into a blind rage. Charging valiantly at the son.
- He is shot down. Though he may have killed his body but he had not killed his soul.
- The son decides to turn the Farm into a slaughter house business. Selling meat to the masses.
- Meanwhile the spirits of the cows ascend to a spiritual plain.
- They decide to perform an ancient ritual not performed for centuries. A ritual that would summon a Saviour.. a Messiah.. a Hero to seek out Justice for the natural worl.
- The ritual brings the chieftains son back to life.. but something has gone terribly wrong. He has been cut into steaks. His spirit is channeled into part of his own arse. A 10oz Rump Steak with attitude is born.